Drinen rambles about something having to do with: Jake Plummer

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"Jake Plummer might well turn out to be the best quarterback that ever lived." -- Doug Drinen, sometime in late 1998.

Yes, I was serious. And yes, I was sober.

I think we can all agree that the less I comment about Jake Plummer, the better off we'll all be.